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Friday, July 06, 2007

Sleepover!

It's me again! Maria, of course. Now on to the main news today.

I am having a sleepover at my grandma and grandpa's on Sunday. The story is that it was supposed to be on the last day of school, which was June 8. But we had to go to a Twins game that day instead. Anyways, we're done with this news, and let's get to something else.

News number two: jokes, of course! Here's some jokes and the funny thing from a Junie B. Jones book.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ash
Ash who?
I made you sneeze! Because you said ash who.

Okay, here's the funny thing. On the bus Junie B. says to Bobbie Jean Piper: Bobbie Jean Piper wears a diaper.

Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut. The end.

Period forever. Done. Forever.